This is a good joke! Husbands...beware... :)

Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have
nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a
new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new
pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went
straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell
me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the
case,,,,I'm gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West
Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years,
although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch
my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and
griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually
the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a
girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you
can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on
because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me
that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty
million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always
wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime
from me. So take care.

Signed:
Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister
'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you !!!